eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)

rhymewithrachel:

it’s 2014 can we stop pretending that levi is a suave motherfucker

kumagawa:

interesting series that have deep and complex characters and dialogue

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watching fandoms reduce them to one sentence memes and forcibly inserting pairings that ignore character development and relations

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jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP